Making a Splash

Last Saturday was Mer’s day, and she really surprised me. I was still getting over being sick, so I skipped running ans slept in. We did not get on the road until after 10:00. We headed north and east, and made our way onto Route 80, heading east. I was trying to guess where we were headed, so I kept looking at various signs. I figured I had her figured out when I saw a sign for Cleveland’s Holden Arboretum. We both like walks in the woods, so I thought that was likely. If not, there was a presidential farmstead off the same exit, so I thought we would get off there. Zoom. We went right on by.

A few miles later, I saw a sign for a state park. Bingo. That was where we were headed. Zoom.

Suddenly, we crossed over in to Pennsylvania. I had been joking all along that we were going to Erie, and here we were just twenty miles or so from the city. I was completely stumped. I began to think that Mer, who had packed some things in the car without wanting me to see, was taking me to Canada to Niagara-on-the-Lake for the weekend. I really had no idea.

We finally pulled off an exit near Erie that we have often seen on our trips to Maine. It is a gas-and-food exit, with lots of gas stations and restaurants. It also had one attraction that we had always joked about – Splash Lagoon, an indoor waterslide park. Mer had “won” tickets at the CVCA Auction last spring and had kept them secret all this time. It was a gray day, but still fairly warm, so Mer figured the park would not be too crowded since people would still be apt to be outside.

We got into the park, and got situated. It looked fun, but the first order of business was lunch, since it was about 11:30. We checked out the various food options and decided on the sit-down restaurant, Boston’s. We figured it would be quiet, and we were right. The food looked great, and the place was nearly empty. I tried to order a healthy chicken dish, but something got miscommunicated because I  was served a chicken pasta in a cream sauce. I decided not to complain and ate it. It was really good.

We got into the park at about 12:30, and Mer set up a “beachhead” on a couple of chairs where we could keep our loose stuff like towels. It also gave us a place to plan. There were seven waterslides of various thrill levels, a lazy river, and a wave pool. Mer wanted to start with the lazy river, then try the wave pool, then try the water slides a couple at a time going up on the thrill chart, with pausing in between. We also took advantage of the for-adults hot tub a couple of times, which was relaxing.

The park is laid out well, and they limit the number of people who can get into the park so that it does not feel crowded. Most slides had a short wait of about five minutes, and even the most popular slide only had a ten- or twelve-minute wait. The fastest slide in the place usually had no wait. I only rode it once because it whipped my head around and hurt my neck, but Mer eventually rode it three times.

Three of the slides were normal waterslides in that you just went down them, while four of the slides were made for special tube rafts. Those were fun because you could get a two-person raft, and so I could go on the ride with Meredith. They were also my favorite because they were gentler on my body while still being fast or interesting.

Most of the slides focused on speed and turns, and all but one were enclosed tube-style slides. Two slides were very interesting – one slide spit you into a big bowl where you went around two or three times before being channeled in to a short tube, usually backwards. That was a tube ride, so Mer and I could ride it together. The other unusual one was the one with little or no wait – it rocketed you into a bowl where you had little or no control, and the bottom of the bowl had no bottom, so you fell, usually ungracefully, into a six-foot deep pool. I thought I would be able to figure out a way to control my fall out of the bowl, but I was badly mistaken. I went in sideways. Mer went in feet-first once, but had her theory on control proven wrong on the next two rides.

I think we made about twenty runs on the slides in all, went in the lazy river three times, went in the wave pool twice, and went in the hot tub twice. We left at about 8:00 or so, which was good since it was about a ninety-minute drive home. Mer had done very well at surprising me.

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