Last Monday, I went for a follow-up MRI on my brain. It has been about five months since my last one (for headaches), and if nothing has changed, all is well.
I offer, at long last, proof that I have a brain! (Shown in actual size):
Good profile shot!
I like this one on the right – you can see the optic nerves connecting to the brain, and you can see the blood vessels in the nose. How cool is that?
This one has a good view of my teeth.
Should I be concerned that the middle of my brain seems to be missing in the profile shots?
No, that missing brain part is normal in Riordans. That’s the part of the brain that determines one’s capacity for reflective thinking.
Reflective thinking is for the weak! Facts are for the weak! Disagreeing with me is for the weak!