So, I got a call from my family doctor, whom I am very fond of. She told me the results were in for the MRI of my head, and that everything looked okay, but there were a couple of odd things that needed a specialist to explain. So, she wants me to see a neurologist and that looks like it might be 6-8 weeks before that can happen.
I really don’t need an expert opinion. It is obvious to me what is going on in my head – my mutant powers are finally manifesting themselves. I was hoping for telekinesis (“the Amazing Mu-ver”), but one does not get to choose one’s own powers. It appears that I am developing the ability to read minds. Mer was anxious over the fact that my brain is clinically odd. I told her that I was clearly developing powers. Just then, I was stuck by the extraordinary knowledge that my wife was thinking she had married a loon. When I confronted her with proof of my growing abilities, she did not try to deny it.
I will try to respect your privacy, but you have been warned!
Excellent! The alien parasitic eggs I planted in your head last Thanksgiving (remember the whoopie pies Jo made for you?) are about to hatch! Neat! Don’t worry – there’s a 50% chance they’ll exit through the same eye, so you will probably still have some eyesight.
I’m a Mutant! I have powers too! My powers are to develop many birthmarks during infancy, then later in life painful bumps on my nerves! I’m already doing that part. Theres a chance I might even be able use my superpowers to get M.S, but typically people with my power get that during puberty. I did not I must be slipping. What do I call this godlike power? Neurofribroitosis. I think i even spelled that right. Lets form an organization and protect or take over the world whatever we feel like that particualar day.
We could be the Neurotics! Obsessing about Freedom and Justice everywhere!
Actually, I’m very sorry to hear about your neurofribroitosis – I don’t know much about it, but I have heard about it. Painful bumps on nerves sounds like no fun at all.