If I only had a brain, part 2

So, I got a call from my family doctor, whom I am very fond of. She told me the results were in for the MRI of my head, and that everything looked okay, but there were a couple of odd things that needed a specialist to explain. So, she wants me to see a neurologist and that looks like it might be 6-8 weeks before that can happen.

I really don’t need an expert opinion. It is obvious to me what is going on in my head – my mutant powers are finally manifesting themselves. I was hoping for telekinesis (“the Amazing Mu-ver”), but one does not get to choose one’s own powers. It appears that I am developing the ability to read minds. Mer was anxious over the fact that my brain is clinically odd. I told her that I was clearly developing powers. Just then, I was stuck by the extraordinary knowledge that my wife was thinking she had married a loon. When I confronted her with proof of my growing abilities, she did not try to deny it.

I will try to respect your privacy, but you have been warned!

3 thoughts on “If I only had a brain, part 2

  1. sonotmu

    Excellent! The alien parasitic eggs I planted in your head last Thanksgiving (remember the whoopie pies Jo made for you?) are about to hatch! Neat! Don’t worry – there’s a 50% chance they’ll exit through the same eye, so you will probably still have some eyesight.

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  2. Celbanor

    I’m a Mutant! I have powers too! My powers are to develop many birthmarks during infancy, then later in life painful bumps on my nerves! I’m already doing that part. Theres a chance I might even be able use my superpowers to get M.S, but typically people with my power get that during puberty. I did not I must be slipping. What do I call this godlike power? Neurofribroitosis. I think i even spelled that right. Lets form an organization and protect or take over the world whatever we feel like that particualar day.

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  3. mriordan

    We could be the Neurotics! Obsessing about Freedom and Justice everywhere!

    Actually, I’m very sorry to hear about your neurofribroitosis – I don’t know much about it, but I have heard about it. Painful bumps on nerves sounds like no fun at all.

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